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“So! Cockatrice?” Jack asked in an animated
way, rubbing his hands together. He was feeling kind of happy that he finally
had this time alone with Jime.
“Who are you calling a-
oh, uhm, hold on.” Jime pulled out her cellphone, “there’s no signal here…” she
mumbled, ignoring Jack she started to walk around to higher ground checking the
screen and holding the device up randomly. He followed.
Jime started to talk to
herself, “It’s funny, I can’t remember how it was that I went about doing
things like this without cellphones before, or is it that I don’t want to
remember? It doesn’t matter anyway, not important, well, maybe that’s why I
don’t remember, because it’s not important, but I do remember… ugh, what was
that number again? I’ll have to ask Suri to hook this thing up with my laptop,
where did I last put my laptop? I think it was in… yeah, Venezuela, it’s there.
But I’ll ask Suri to magic any number I don’t already know about, that my contacts might have, into this cellphone, I have to have this info at hand, why
didn’t I think of this in the first place?” She hit her head rather hard,
startling Jack, who watched her silently.
She continued to move
around while time passed and the sun began creeping up on them.
“Jime.” Jack tried
talking to her again but she didn’t answer. “Come on, are you actually ignoring
me like this?”
She walked on.
“This is seriously
childish of you.”
Nothing. He called her
again and again, getting annoyed then angry, but she didn’t answer him. “JIME!”
He yelled at her.
She shook her head as if
bothered by a mosquito and looked at him, her eyes focused on his face, “what?”
she whispered in a carefree manner. That’s when Jack realized she hadn’t been
ignoring him on purpose or out of spite or whatever other mad reason she always
could come up with to fight with him, no, she had genuinely forgot about him.
At that same moment, a
few rays of the rising sun sneaked through the top of the surrounding trees,
hitting Jime in the back.
It didn’t last more than
a second but Jack saw it, her sweet smile as she turned around to look at the
sunlight coming with the dawn. It was the first time she didn’t scream like her
soul was being ripped out of her body as she started to burn, that he knew of. She
whimpered instead. Her eyes caught fire next with the quickness of vampire
flesh burning as she lost consciousness and her body started to fall.
Jack caught her and
shielded her from the light, using his snow power to tap down the flames
engulfing her. He had called his car with his mind back at the river when he
waited for Jime and it arrived at this moment, crashing through the vegetation
and landing next to them in a sweep. The car opened the trunk and Jack threw
Jime’s charred body inside, to safety. He once again called the snow to cover
her as she laid in the closed trunk, to soothe her, but he knew it wouldn’t. It
never did before.
*****
This
was the fiftieth time since that fae-looking warrior came that the king did
this to her. It usually happened once every two years, and she had some time to
recover and even plot a new plan to be free of the sire bond since the last one
hadn’t worked (she owed Sage a bag of alchemic gold –so difficult to find-
since her ungrateful little brother still charged her for that potion he did),
but now it had been done these many times in the space of a few months, the
king brought her up and put her down repeatedly, as if he was flexing his power
muscles on her (did he know about her plans? How did he figure it out?), and
here she was again, being force to loose her control and drown in the Bloodlust
to entertain the king’s whims. And it would end as it always did, after all the
massacring and gorging on the blood of innocents and guilty alike, with her
loosing her sense of self, forgetting even her basic survival instincts, and
walking around looking for and drinking more blood until the sun came up and
she burned. The warrior, Jack he called himself, would usually look on with his
cold eyes, as if analysing her suffering, never helping. They never helped, why
would they anyway? She was the king’s current plaything, and nobody wanted to
be in her shoes, which is what would happen if she wasn’t there. Someone else
would take her place. Her team knew of her plans and didn’t rat her out, but
that was as far as they could go.
Jime
fought the king’s power, as she always did, for as long as she could, but she
fell anyway. There was only one thing left to look forward to, hope that Jack
would surround her body afterwards with his snow so she could loose herself in that and experience the very short-timed
oblivion the cold brought on her.
♥♥
The
King did not like it. He could feel the peasant fighting him inside her mind and
she was getting better every time. It took him longer and longer to put her
down. This little toy was getting dangerous, and if she ever became immune to
him, like Siti had told him a few hours ago, well… what was the fun in that?No,
he would have to find someone new.
“How
do you do it?” Jack asked him. The King also did not like the stranger, but his
powers for destruction were what he wanted from him, liking him didn’t matter ultimately.
“What
do you mean?”
“She
does what you tell her to do, she never even answers me when I speak to her.”
“Simple,
she’s mine.”
“Your
slave.”
“No,
my daughter.”
Jack
looked at him with a blank expression, which the King suspected was an act, how
could he not know even this much about vampires? The King decided to explain
anyway, it wouldn’t do to look bad in front of the other vampires that weren’t
his.
“I
made her one of us, I gave her the gift, thus she is loyal to me.” The King
addressed his followers in his usual grandiose manner and all of them believed
him. All except his actual children.
♥♥♥
Jack
could feel the power coming from the bastard, linking him to his “trusted few”,
or more like, tethering them to
him, including the woman called Jimena. He was sure this was a power the Rat
had over his children (he’d started to think of him with this name since “king”
was too high a title for the bastard), the vampires he had made. But the sly
Rat didn’t want to acknowledge it in front of the other vampires, and Jack
could figure out the reason why. It was simple really, if you knew anything
about having power over others like he did, merely from watching the other Gods
do their worst on each other and the humans.
In
just this short amount time Jack had figured out a lot of things:
One,
that vampires were a solitary race, individual, masters of their own existence.
This clan, the Sinn-Jammers, were actually an anomaly in the vampire world.
Two,
that the Rat’s children were more like puppets than children, meaning this was
a power only the Rat had, since he hadn’t seen anything like it with any of the
other vampires.
Three,
that in order to become the King of Vampires, the Rat had to convince every
other vampire that his children followed him out of loyalty, respect, even
love, not because they were forced to. This way ensuring the suckers that, under
his rule, they were better off than alone.
Jack
knew that kings (and Gods) only had power over others because those same others
gave it to them. Not the other way round.
Well,
this was the only way of life these pathetic humans knew anyway, it didn’t take
much to convince them they needed to have a king. It was all very interesting, he
was intrigued and had a lot to report back to the COC fuckers, but there was
something picking at him, an annoying unpleasantness inside he had never felt
before. And he always felt it when the beautiful woman was abused. This was a
first. He didn’t know what to do about it. He wanted to talk to her, but she
was put out of his reach every time the Rat sent her on one of the “frolics”, as
the Rat called it.
Jack
suspected the Rat did it on purpose, so that he couldn’t get close to Jimena, a
spiteful way to circumvent the deal the Rat had made with him, but Jack was
determined, and sooner or later he would.
After
her charred body was brought in by the human slaves the vampires kept (they
were to follow Jimena, stay out of her way then grab her when she burned before
she died for good), Jack could see Jimena’s body slowly regenerating on the
catacomb floor. It was a marvelous thing to watch. But he had found he didn’t
like it when she screamed in agony.
So,
when she was left alone, and no one saw him, he had come to use his power of
controlling snow to cover her like he had done that first time they met,
wanting to alleviate her pain.
She
still screamed, it didn’t help in anything, he clearly saw, but he still did
it.
*****
Jack drove around, no
destination in mind. The more he thought about it, the more he couldn’t believe
it, but believe he must, because he saw it. A part of him hadn’t really bought
that whole “obsessed with the sun” thing that was supposedly driving Jime on
this mad quest. But now he did.
She had smiled.
When he remembered all
those times she had burned under the morning sun, all the abuse, the
humiliation, the powerlessness, and Jime would shut down and forget rather than
face the overwhelming pain, he felt it like it was yesterday. He could never do
anything for her. Hell, there had even been times when he had contributed to
her ordeals. But he didn’t know, at the time, what she would come to mean to
him.
Well, now that he had
found a way to continue to live (he’d be damned if he followed the same path
the other gods did and died) he definitely had to make Jime get rid of these
recent suicidal tendencies, he wanted time to make peace, to make love, he will
not be deprived of the only other being that he cared about other than himself.
So it was imperative
that he helped her now, in any way he could. Ah, yes, he knew where to go, to
her place in Venezuela.
*****
“He will leave her alone soon.” She said.
Even
though Jack was startled that someone sneaked up on him watching Jimena, he
wasn’t surprised when her turned around and saw the witch.
She
was a mystery, a very powerful immortal witch, working with the vampires doing
who knows what. If you asked him, she was much more of a danger than the
vampires themselves, and he didn’t understand why the COCs wouldn’t heed his
warning and investigate the witches and mages, but the COCs never listened to
him. Fuck the lot of them.
“He
is fond of her, they call her La Reina now, because of it.”
“It
does not matter, he will let her be, because that is to his advantage.”
“Why
do you believe so?” Jack asked Siti.
She
took her time answering, slowly sneering while looking at the burnt body on the
floor.
“The
wind whispered it to me.” She turned around and left as silently as she came
in.
******
Jime woke up to a
familiar sensation.
It was so familiar she
felt like she had travelled in time, but time had passed, and she wasn’t the same as before, so she didn’t freak
out like she had back then. No, just push those memories back down, into their
slots, close them, don’t remember.
Her body was like new
and she was just a little hungry is all. The melted snow meant nothing.
“Open up jack.” She
whispered to the car, which did what she asked.
She came out to a
parking space that she knew. It was her place in Mérida. Ok, this was fine, she
needed to change, clean up, and feed anyway. She jumped up to the 6th
floor, to her apartment’s balcony which was always open, and walked in to find
Jack lounging on her couch, eating a popsicle.
She held up her index
finger, motioning him to shut up, and went in search of clean clothes and a
shower. She opted for a cherry blossom clean-all shower gel and a purple
goth-lolita outfit.
Whe she came back out to
the living room Jack choked on his popsicle.
“What the-?”
“This is a strategic
outfit I need and that’s all I’m gonna say.”
“Ok.”
“Now for food-”
“There’s no need to go
out, I’ve got it here for you.” Jack proudly opened a cooler that had been next
to him on the floor which contained 5 bags of fresh blood.
“Where did you get
that?” Jime tapped her heel.
“Don’t worry, I didn’t
steal them form a hospital, I got it from some drug dealers I found next to the
school behind the park. Luckily they didn’t consume their own merchandise so
it’s clean.”
“Oh ok, good.” Jime
began to drink happily while Jack drilled holes into her face with his eyes.
“What?” she asked annoyed, her mouth blood red.
“I will snitch on you to
your dear niece if you don’t explain what happened earlier.”
“Ugh, there’s no need to
explain.”
“Yes there fucking is!
Now you want to kill yourself?” he grabbed her arm.
“Dude! Let go, don’t
make me spill my blood!” she wrestled herself away. “I wasn’t gonna kill
myself, you drama queen! You were there, weren’t you?”
“To protect you!? You
take it for granted now that I’ll protect you?” Jack answered trying to sound
offended but he was secretly pleased, this meant that in a way she depended on
him.
Jime answered with a
high voice that gradually lowered to a whisper “Well!… yes, I mean… I… I just
wanted to see the sunlight.”
Her eyes were diverted
to a painting hanging on the wall, it was a special painting that Armando
Reverón (a renowned Venezuelan painter) had done specially for her in his late
years (when people thought he was crazy, but he wasn’t, he just became aware of
the Lore), it was called “Dreams at the beach” and showed, in his personal
impressionist style, how the almost oppressive tropical sun bounced off the
waves in a storm of movement and light.
“I’d forgotten that was
here.” She said with a soft smile.
Jack sighed and resolved
himself to his fate. “Eyes on the prize, baby. We need to continue the tasks.”
“God! Jack! How many
times do I have to tell you! Don’t call me baby!” She kicked him.
“And why the hell not!”
He caressed his shin.
“Because, you idiot! I’m
NOT a baby, nor a little girl, and I’m certainly not the victimized object of a
pedophile’s attention!”
“What? What pedophile?”
“You! In case you hadn’t
figured it out, it makes you sound like a pedo!”
Jack was momentarily
speechless while Jime finished her meal and started to clean up the mess and
rummage around.
“Where did I put it?”
She looked around the books, pillows and inside furniture drawers until she
found her laptop. “Aha!”
Jack came back into the
moment, “That’s another thing! You are forgetting way too much!”
“No, I’m not.” Jime
protested but it lacked fire, because she knew he was right.
“It’s all that damned
Siti’s fault.” He pouted.
Jime got serious, she
was about to go off on Jack for putting down Siti again but she couldn’t
anymore, now could she? Still, there was a
fact she could never deny, “Yes, she taught me how to manage my memory, she
also warned me from the get-go that I’d loose some along the way. It was a risk
I had to take.” She turned to Jack after powering up her laptop. “Don’t you
see? If it wasn’t for her teachings I would have been dead for a long time now,
or at least mad as a hatter, it’s inevitable with us vampires, you know this
Jack, I don’t need to remind you!”
“Yes, I know.” He
replied, subdued, “I wouldn’t have let you die, you know that too. I don’t need
to remind you, right?”
“Right.” She rolled her
eyes, not entirely believing him. She knew how selfish he was, she would never
kid herself on that front, ever again.
Jime looked at her
contacts stored and copied them into her cellphone by hand since she didn’t
have a connecting cable to hook them up. She had a fun time putting on her
technology-challenged act for her niece, but they both knew she wasn’t. Jime
kept with the times. A survival instinct she had developed naturally to replace
the driving need to look for safe haven when the sun came up that all vampires
had but that had been hammered out of her system by the king so long ago.
“I don’t have it? How
can this be? Damn it.” She finished the number input and closed her phone, also
shutting down her laptop.
“What don’t you have?”
Jack mumbled.
“You might have it, An’s
number, or a way to contact her?”
“Why would I have that
bitch’s number? She left the Sinn-Jammers ages ago.”
Jime rolled her eyes
again, “You sure are no help when I really need it.”
“That is a lie and a low
blow.”
“I know you like my low
blows, so don’t even.”
Jack cracked a smile.
Jime dialed a contact
anyway, it rang and rang until it cut off and Jime tried again, this time
someone did pick up, “What?” the female voice sounded flustered.
“Saku-senpai? It’s
Jime.”
“Oh! Hi again! You
calling me soon after we last saw each other, this is so new, I don’t know if I
like it!” she joked.
“Is this how you always
answer your phone? I’m surprised you have any clientèle at all.” Jime joked
back.
“No, well, it’s just
that right now I kind of have my hands full, my stupid son came back and this
stupid phone keeps giving me grief.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,
I won’t keep you long then, do you happen to have a way to contact An, by any
chance?”
“An? God! I miss her! I
haven’t heard from her since forever it seems, but yes, my black book was
magicked to self-renovating with all the current information of my contacts, I’ll
look it up, hold on-” searching sounds could be heard over the phone.
“I’ll ask Suri to do
that to my phone.”
“It’s so handy, a really
cool spell… yeah, here, I have it here, hey! An has a cellphone too! Who knew?
It says here… she goes by the name “Trice” now, I wonder why, well, I’ll text
you the number Jime, now I really have to go, the carnivorous plants are giving
Rai the evil eye, and he’s so useless he won’t be able to defend himself
without murdering my entire stock.”
“Ok, Thank you so much
senpai. Good luck.” Jime finished the call.
“She’s too busy to be
Sloth, I don’t know how she keeps up with it.”
“What do you know about
Deadly Sins anyway?”
Jack didn’t answer.
Her phone beeped a
minute later with the number, which she called right away.
“Zup.” Answered a low
tone voice.
“An?”
“Who diz?”
“It’s Jime, you freak,
why are you speaking with lolspeak or something?”
“Eh? Jime? JIME?! U
bitch! Iz kill you if Iz didn’t want to kiss U right nao! Where U at?”
“I know, it’s been too
long! Actually I wanna go visit, that alright?”
“Yeah! ees a’ight!
Come!”
“Seriously, stop with
the talk, I can see right now it will get old soon.”
“I gotz mah reasons.”
Jime laughed, “whatever,
tell me where to go.”
“Go to a town called
Wherwell, in England. There’s a pub there that connects with a pub in the
Undergound, I’m at that pub. Just go through the out-of-service stall in the
restroom. They lovez me here, it’s dah bomb!”
“The bomb, that’s so 1990s. You need to revise your slang.” Jime
laughed again.
“I’ll wait at the
Underground pub, that’s where I do mah buzness. Hurry babe!” An threw a kiss.
“Ok, see you soon!” Jime
kissed back and finished the call.
Jack was furious,
“Why?!” he yelled. “Why is it her?
Why must we go see her? And why can
she call you babe and I can’t? WHY?!”
“Shut it Jack, you are
free to go if you want, anytime. We have to go see her because I know for a
fact that she either knows where to find it or actually has a cockatrice, I want to see her, and she can call me
anything she wants.”
The only pub in town
turned out to be called “Ye Olde Litter Owls”, yolo for short, which connected
to another pub in the Undergound as Trice had said that coincidently had the
same name, there was an Orc bouncer at the Lore entrance (just past the dirty
toilet) that informed Jime and Jack that you could not stay inside if you didn’t
talk like a lolcat for at least 5 minutes straight, owner’s orders.
“Someone has an
incredibly immature sense of humor.” Jack said, leaning on the wall outside the
pub since he refused to talk like a lolcat, whatever that was.
“U haz no sense of
humor!” Jime replied from an open window. She, of course, did stay inside.
The tall woman called Trice
waited sitting at the bar, guzzling her beer, her well-formed muscles flexed as
she drank, attracting the attention of the female costumers and the jealousy of
the males. The moment Jime talked Trice turned around and squealed. Jime
squealed. They ran into each others’ arms and hugged tightly, kissing both
their cheeks with passion.
“Mah love!”
“Mah cheeseburger!”
“Ugh. I feel sick.” Jack
protested from outside the window.
“Him here? Dogz no come
inside yo! Stay put!” Trice called to Jack.
“I didn’t plan to!” He
yelled back.
“Him jealous az always,
I seez.”
“Oh yeah, don mind he.”
“Ok, 5 minutes have
passed, you can speak normally now.”
“Are you sure?” asked
Jime.
“Yes, I’m the owner of
both pubs, so it’s fine.”
“Figures!” yelled Jack.
The women rolled their
eyes and walked away from the open window, leaving Jack outside to imagine the
worst as they always did. It was their little game to make him jealous, they
both had found by accident long ago that playing with him this way was
extremely enjoyable for both of them, Trice and Jack never got along and she
liked putting him down.
Jack saw them disappear
into a separate booth and not wanting to leave Jime alone with that woman he
braced himself and went inside to speak like an idiot.
The Orc bouncer appeared
at his side with his arms crossed and glared at Jack until he spoke.
“O hai, I can haz
guiness?” Jack asked.
The Orc smiled, showing
his black teeth and slapped him on the back, pushing him a few steps forward,
“Sure thing, guv’nor!” he motioned to the bartender, “One pint for the pussy!”
Jack glared at him but
didn’t say anything, he couldn’t afford to be thrown out. He waited for his
beer and when the bartender gave it to him Jack got a clear look at him, “Do Iz
know U from sumewhere?”
The sexy bartender
smiled a winning smile and said “Maybe.”
“KTHKSBYE.” Jack
shrugged, grabbed his beer and went to join the women.
The women sat next to
each other and Trice put an arm over Jime’s shoulders. Just like old times. “That
is one sexy outfit you got there.” Trice scanned Jime with her eyes.
“Thank you, I wore it
just for you, I know how you like it. So you’re into the pub business now?”
asked Jime.
“Sure thing babe, I
figured, since alcohol is one of the few things we vampires can drink besides blood,
why not? I’m so glad I can still drink the stuff, but you know that.” Trice
winked at Jime.
“Why have a human pub in
England though?”
“Haha! I was waiting for
you to ask! You will not believe-”
“Tak Ur dirty paws off
mah woman.” Jack fell down on the seat in front of them and spilled his guiness
on the table.
Trice laughed out loud,
“This is new, he never would have bothered with the ignominy of lolspeak
before!”
“Iz a changed man.”
“Leopards don’t change
their spots.”
“Iz no leopard.”
“Then why are you
speaking like a lolcat?”
“Ur rule! U dog!”
“My rule? But it’s been
more than five minutes since you went in!” Trice managed her best innocent
look.
“U spelled me? I hate
Uz!”
“I don’t know what
you’re talking about, how could I ever spelled you? I’m not a witch, I’m just a
simple vampire who owns a simple pub, It’s not like I asked a witch to magick
the place when it was being built with the specific request that if you ever set foot inside you’d have to
speak in a funny manner for your whole stay, now did I?”
Jime laughed, “Of course
not! That is preposterous to even think, Jack! Get a hold of yourself.”
Jack glared at both of
them while mimicking shutting his lips down and throwing away the key.
“That’s better.” Said
Trice, “Now, as I was saying, baby doll-” Trice was interrupted again by Jack
pounding his fist on the table but she continued as if he wasn’t there, “do you
remember back when we were in the Sinn-Jammers, I once told you about my
dream?”
“Of course, you wanted
to have the coolest pet ever, but normal animals died too quickly, so you
started to aim for Lore beasts.” Jime stole a glance at Jack, who finally
understood the reason why they were visiting Trice.
“Exactly! See, you
remember everything about me, don’t
you?” Trice leaned into Jime sexily. Jime smirked and half-closed her eyes, “Of
course I do, baby. As a matter of fact, I was counting on that.”
“Why’s that?” Trice
played with Jime’s hair.
“As it turns out, I’m in
desperate need to find a cockatrice.”
“Get outta town! I have
one!”
“You do?” Jime put her
hands together cutely under her chin and blinked coquettishly at Trice.
“I do! It’s the reason
for my new name!”
“Awesome!”
They high-fived each
other while Jack stewed and drank his beer trying to cool down his feelings.
“So, how did you come
into one?” Jime asked
“Well, you know about
how they get birthed, right?” Jime nodded while Trice continued to explain, “I
tried doing it for ages, putting snake eggs to incubate with a rooster and
backwards and finally one of the chicken eggs that was incubated by a toad
bared fruit! I was ecstatic, let me tell you, and have been caring for the
critter ever since.
Well, as it happens,
it’s not cheap to care and feed a cockatrice, thus my pubs. Funny story, my
baby got lost once, and I found him terrorizing Hampshire, the Wherwell town to
be specific, they had cornered him in the dungeons below the Priory but I got
there in time and saved my baby, you see, I offered the humans to kill “the
beast” and did this whole charade with a mirror and whatnot, I won’t bore you
with the details, the result was… the town was happy to be peaceful again and
they gave me land as reward, which I used to open the pub. Now the earnings
maintain my cockatrice expenses.”
“How serendipitous.”
“Right? Now, tell me,
why do you want a cockatrice?”
“Oh, I don’t want to
have one, I just need a cup of its saliva.”
“Gross, I might love my
baby, but let me tell you, that is disgusting.”
“Well, I need it for a
potion.”
“Ok. I know how fond you
are of your secret potions… wait, the king is missing now, right? You don’t
need to plan any more weird plans to be rid of the sire bond, why are you still
doing this?”
“It’s not that, actually
the sire bond has been gradually disappearing all this time, you know, some of
the other children have told me they are completely free now.”
“Does that mean the king
is dead?”
“Nah, I still feel mine.”
“Too bad, but if not
that, then what?”
“It’s just a potion,
please don’t ask me any more.” Jime tried her best coy look.
“How can I say no to
that beautiful face?” Trice caressed Jime’s cheek.
“You stay here Jack. My
baby only likes women.” Trice commanded him as she pushed Jime through a door
and closed it in Jack’s face.
Jack put his ear to the
door to listen to what was going on inside, but his mind kept thinking about
the conversation from before. Jime had had plans to escape from the Rat? What
plans? How come he never knew anything about this?
A soft voice could be
heard, “So, how do we do this?” It was Jime.
“I’ll let it out, just
let me unzip this first.”
“Oh, wow, that’s big, a long
and thick body.”
“He likes that, keep it
up.”
“That is the biggest
cock head I’ve ever seen, it’s beautiful, powerful, it kind of frightens me.”
“Yes, as it should,
there’s no mercy here for anyone.”
“How do I make it give
me its fluids?”
“First, don’t look it in
the eye, it might weep, and the sight will turn you to stone.”
“I won’t be afraid of it,
now what?”
“Stroke it.”
“Like this?”
“Yeah, that’s it baby,
you got it, keep that rhythm going. Up and down. Up and down. Now the head,
caress it.”
“Ooo! It’s soft but yet,
I can feel the steel-like muscles underneath.”
“That’s how they get.”
“It’s changing color,
turning red and purple, how pretty.”
“Look at the neck,
there’s fluid accumulating there.”
“It’s coming!”
“Lemme grab that coffee
cup, It’s clean, don’t worry.”
“Oh my God! There’s so
much of it! You’re gonna have to clean this all up quickly.”
“I got people for that.
It’s fine.”
“Oh no! I got some in my
face!”
“Keep your eyes closed
I’ll wipe it off for you.”
“That feels so nice.”
“You got some splashes
on your blouse, hold on.”
“Will it wash off?”
“You’ll have to go to
the dry-cleaners, sorry babe.”
“That’s fine, it was
worth it, thank you.”
“Anytime sweet girl,
It’s always my pleasure.”
Jack was ready to kill
when the door opened and Trice came out with a to-go coffee cup with its seal
in place followed by Jime who was fixing her top and combing her hair with her
fingers.
“We goez nao!” He
grabbed the cup and Jime’s arm, speed walking right for the exit.
Jime giggled and waved
at Trice, “Bye! And thank you for everything!”
Trice laughed out loud,
“Don’t be a stranger and come back soon!”
The car waited for them
outside of Wherwell, and as they walked to it a flash of lighting lit up the
sky and the cup vanished.
Zeus’ voice resonated
all around the couple, “CHEEKY MONKEYS, I ENJOYED THAT.”
“At least someone did.”
Jack grumbled.
“You really have no
sense of humor. It’s one of the many things I can’t stand about you.” Jime
nonchalantly said as she opened the passenger door and got inside the car.
“I don’t care what you
say, I know you love me.” Jack went in too.
She rolled her eyes and
waited for Jack to drive, but he just sat there, holding the steering wheel
with one hand and looking troubled.
“Ugh. What now?” Jime
asked annoyed.
“In the pub… Trice
talked about the king.”
“Yeeeees?”
“What plans did you
have?”
“Plans?... oh, those
plans. It doesn’t matter now, does it? Nothing came out of that.”
“You never told me
anything.”
“For all your careful
observation of me –and by that I mean stalking- you never figured? I would
think it was rather obvious that I would do anything in my power to escape.”
“But-”
“Plus, see, this is the
level of selfishness in which you live, it’s taken you all this time to find
this out. Your blindness caused me tons of grief, you know, I can’t even begin
to remember all the plans that failed because of you.”
“You can’t blame me for
not knowing.”
“I can blame you for not
thinking about anyone other than yourself.”
“Fine, ok, yes, I admit
it, I was like that back then, but not anymore.”
“You haven’t showed
anything to the contrary, so forgive me if I don’t believe you.”
“I swear.”
“Swear all you want.
I’ll believe it when I see it.”
“Deal. I’ll show it to
you. And you won’t deny it anymore when you do see it.”
He started the car and
told it to go to the dragon place in Louisiana avoiding the sun.
They had a long trip
ahead of them, which was spent with Jime fiddling with the radio and Jack
mulling over the new information.
*hand over face*
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you...
First...SITIIIIIII. Her first scene. Oooohh. Mysterious. Me likey.
Second. Trice is there! And she's a vampire. I can so see her and Jime being like the Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt of Interview with a vampire. But much better. And less gay (which is saying something because I think Trice and Jime are ex-lovers...or maybe they just like teasing Jack. Or they're ex lovers who like teasing Jack.)
It's like Beehl texting messaging. All types of wrong speech. smh
And No one respects Jack.....roflmao. I love it.
And that collection saliva scene. OMG, I had to step away because I laughed so hard. Can't believe you managed to write all that without cracking a rib from laughter.
Hmm.
And sexy bartender. yum yum. Did I tell you a long time ago that I had an idea for SB? Because I've always known what I wanted to do with SB.
YOLO.
So, the King isn't dead. Siti isn't dead. Why am I getting nervous?
Hmm. Will start 29.
I was thinking about siti... it could be said she helped jime, or it could all be a horrible back-stabbing... XD I still write her as an ambivalent character.
DeleteI gave trice the option of being a male character XD XD XD she said she couldn't decide so she flipped a coin, and "woman" won, so vamp trice is a girl (but it could have been a guy lol).
lolspeak isn't like beehl talk, beehl talk is exaggerated "southern", lolspeak is more nonsensical (and totally grammatically wrong). I forgot to add: in trice's pub the funny speech changes every month... it could have been pirate talk but I suck at writing pirates XD XD XD.
Jack is gonna have to do something really dramatic to be respected by people, ne? LOL.
The saliva scene, I had a vague idea for it since writing down the tasks, I guess time diluted the funny for me, so I could write it with a straight face... then I cracked up.
You didn't tell me you had plans for SB! it's fine though, I wanted to incorporate him in the story, and now you will! YAY!
XD
ReplyDeleteOne smiley face? that's all I get? lol ok.
DeleteI know right! Same thing I thought. Lol
DeleteDon't worry, babe. That was just a prologue...
ReplyDeleteOh damn. This is not good. (Btw, I know it’s inappropriate here, but somehow I still can’t read Jime in the trunk scenes without snorting. Even though now it was as if Jack was dumping a corpse he need to get rid of).
Rather disgusting the King calls his playthings sons and daughters. Guh.
The flashback gave like a lot of information. I’ll learn to cope with it, without asking too much questions, lol. I mean Jack is trying to figure them out anyway…
“The COC fuckers”…. Jokes in the middle of a serious flashback. I love you… *lmfao)
In a way, though there’s a lot of pain and angst to Jime’s backstory, I’m glad that at this point of the story we get to know more. I mean, having once and a while a bit more revealed as for the past and motivations is explaining the whole drive behind the adventure... And makes you grow more curious as what will happen when they actually complete Zeus’ tasks.
Since the King was the one who had bitten her, I do wonder about her life as a human too. (Perhaps it’s irrelevant to the story and it won’t get told).
Jack being the caring love (and plotting) interest, is like obvious, but I like the current “don’t-call-me-baby” relationship. This quick shift between tension and bickering is what I love about Jime and Jack.
Looked up Reverón. Could you consult me where to look up paintings done by him? Google images gives me sometimes weird stuff…
Kya! Saku-sempai making her cameo again. I love how she picks up her phone! Lol
Omg. Lolspeak. Seriously? I hope she doesn’t talk like that the whole time. It’s hard to understand. X’D
Too many jokes “YOLO”. /dies
Bwahahaha, Trice is the owner of the pub! Omg, she’s the one with the immature sense of humour. Ilu Trice. Ur a hoot.
You know, Trice being a woman isn’t bad. The yuri cracks me up. (And it’s funnier to have fem!Trice annoying Jack than guy!Trice. If I were a guy irl, I’d be bromancing my way through life. Not that it’s relevant anyway…)
“One pint for the pussy!” >> Can see why she hired the Orc.
The story how she lost her pet, makes me remember how my dog once ran away when she had the chance. Only it wasn’t as glorious as in SC. I was like 12 and was sobbing at the thought she might be run over by a car or something. The dog came back, I was happy again… Didn’t get a piece of land though. Dammit. Lol
The scene where they get the saliva, what do you want me to say? It’s exactly my type of humour and it’s so yuri that even Zeus loved it. LMAO
(I actually read this on Friday morning and it cracked me so much up that I probably woken my bro laughing out loud.)
Geh, the King is not dead. I kinda thought Siti would be the “villain” of the story since she’s connected to Jime and Suri… But the King is still alive, he knows Siti, Siti did something for him,… Hmm a game-changer?
Also, if Trice is of the Sinn-Jammers... oooo.... Interesting.
A sun-obsessed vamp has to have lethal consequences, ne?
DeleteGood, be repulsed by the king, that bastard is evil.
These flashbacks are sort of continuation of the ones that came before, I want to explain how jime's obsession is not random at all, but in little bits XD XD XD, I appreciate that you're trying to take it all in without asking too many questions love, I know it must be eating you inside LOL!
Jack is caring? XD XD XD XD I'll tell you this, it's taken him this long to develop a semblance of human feelings (all regarding jime), it's gonna take him plenty more time to learn to be something better than right now. It could be said that he fell in love with her at first sight and that's why he covered her with snow, or it could be that he just didn't want to hear her scream because he found it annoying (I want the latter... I'll have to write that in now.)
The painting I mentioned is made up, but I imagined something like "Los Baños de Macuto" which can be seen in this link, but you can google "armado reverón pinturas" and lots will come up, although it has to be said, his white paintings look not-that-great in photo but in real life they're awesome.
YOLO!
Oh no! I didn't know you had lost your dog when you were a kid! OMG this is accidentally true to life now *mind is blown*
Vamp trice and vamp jime are great together, I could ship those two... if I didn't love jack so much ♥♥♥
Who says siti won't be a villain? LOL mwhahahahaha <--- evil laugh.
Imagine trice as a freelance vampire, she once joined the Sinn-Jammers, met Jime, left... she's not one of the king's children so she's free to come and go as she pleases.
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I'm glad you liked your incursion in SC wifey, I was getting paranoid and thought you didn't like it and couldn't come up with anything nice to say... LOL. Underline the word paranoid.
Sorry for scaring you. I had a bad Friday (aside reading SC in the morning) and it affected my mood for the WE. So I wanted to reread when my mood got lifted a bit to give it the proper comment it deserves.
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Jack is caring? XD XD XD XD I'll tell you this, it's taken him this long to develop a semblance of human feelings [...]
>> Well, regardless on how it was before, I mean that he is _now_ and is totally acting like the caring love interest. lol.
Oh no! I didn't know you had lost your dog when you were a kid! OMG this is accidentally true to life now *mind is blown*
>> She ran away not so long ago again. But she now hardly goes far, you know. (Certainly not when it rains, lol)
The memory I told you was probably the first time she did run away and was extremely young. So it was all sorts of painful cause you know, you're a kid and you just think you'll never see your pet again.
But she's still with us. ;)
Vamp trice and vamp jime are great together, I could ship those two... if I didn't love jack so much ♥♥♥
>> I'll ship em then. Somebody ought to ship em. There must be more ships in the fic, seriously. (Perhaps it shows in Laundro that I like ships XD)
Imagine trice as a freelance vampire, she once joined the Sinn-Jammers, met Jime, left... she's not one of the king's children so she's free to come and go as she pleases.
>> Oh. I like that idea. XD
Suri, I need MOAR SC.
Oh yeah? Well, I need more Laundro. Thought I said that on that postcard I mailed you over 2 weeks ago.
DeletePoor trice baby *pats head and hugs* I'm sorry you had a shitty WE.
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